This is an oldie, but a goodie. We present your Monday LOLZ of the day

Thanks to our friends at SlateV for putting together a great mock-commercial for Google's "spokesman" Tiger Woods. Great timing after their "Search on" Superbowl commercial created so much buzz.

My only question is was Tiger wearing his green jacket?

Rarely do you find a video on the internet that is funny enough to make you laugh out loud. Mostly they'll make you smile, chuckle or roll your eyes. Justin.TV via You Tube has provided us with this mistake by a web caster. Watch and enjoy your first real LOL of the day. (You need the vloume up to get the full affect).

Senario: A native from deep inside of the Amazon wandered into your house and wants to know what he has been missing. So you tell him about cars, and TV, and cell phones, and the internet. When you get to the internet part, don't bother trying to explain, just show him this video. He will understand.


Adam Peterson loves basketball. And now the world loves Adam Peterson.

Move over I Like Turtles kid.

Yahoo Answers has become the place for people to ask their most pressing questions, with almost complete anonymity. This allows the questions to become sometimes very strange. Here are the Top 10 Worst Yahoo Answers Questions in the Health category.

I hate American Idol. And I hate all of the "super funny people who think they are really good singers but actually suck" crap that they show during the auditions. But this was shown to me by Joe Canady, and it was too good to not share.

If you have not seen this yet, you need to. And watch it as much as you can before it inevitably gets taken off YouTube.



Pants On Da Ground by General Larry Platt







Lyrics:
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
with the gold in your mouth
hat turned sideways
pant hit the ground
call yourself a cool cat
lookin' like a fool
walkin' down town with your pants on the ground
get it up
hey your pants on the ground
lookin' like a fool
talkin' with your pants on the ground
give it up
x2

Ok, so we all know Jessica Rabbit is one of the hottest cartoon characters ever. But this Great Grandmother decided that she would like to ruin that for all of mankind.

A 57 year old British woman, Annette Edwards, decided that she would spend $16,000 to become her idol, Jessica Rabbit.













I think she needs to get her money back. She looks like a crazy old lady in a Halloween costume. And to top off her weird obsession with this 80's cartoon character, she is also obsessed with actual rabbits, and claims to have gotten her great figure by "eating like a rabbit". Wow. 

The Japanese come up with a lot of weird stuff. This isn't as weird as the girlfriend pillows or sit down showers, but it's up there.

Apparently one of the ideas behind this is for quick escapes in case a bear stumbles upon you while camping. Really?

I would want some arms to help me run, or get up when I inevitably fall on my face while running blindly through the dark Japanese forest.

But this thing might serve an unintended purpose. It may make you look so strange and un-tasty to a bear that he may simply leave you alone, opting for the picnic basket instead.

From Angry Asian Man

In the aftermath of Tiger's very public downfall, Tiger has been dropped by most of his major sponsors. A artist in Denver decided to take this opportunity to exicute an awesome (and expensive) pop art prank.


This is pretty epic in terms of quality, exicusion, and in the reaction that he is getting from authorites. Lets hope he comes out unscathed so we can see what else he has up his sleves.

Read the full report at Denver 9 News

Who didn't love Where's Waldo as a child? I still remember all of the headaches I got squinting over all of Waldo's various locations, trying to find that damn red and white sweater.

I also remember finding some pretty strange things while looking for Mr. Waldo. Topless Robot has put together a list of the 9 Strangest Things Found in Where's Waldo.


Check out the full list at Topless Robot
 

2009 was a great year for Fails. College Humor put together a collection of the best fails of 2009. Enjoy, and then get out there and start getting your Fail on, 2010 style.




Check out other great Fails HERE!

There are some really creepy videos on YouTube about how to make your self look like a character from Avatar. Like this one...


Comedian Joe Mande came up with his own Avatar makeup tutorial, but this one is for the guys. Very funny. (via BoingBoing)

Photo by Best Blog

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who think about lashing out at the idiot working at your favorite fast food resturaunt, and those who actually do it.

I know a guy who was sued by Taco Bell because he smacked one of the employees with a steaming bean burrito after arguing about what comes on the burrito. And I have found myself many times wishing I had a steaming burrito to smack the wiseass high school kid would keeps messing up my order. But I refrain.

A woman in Toldeo became one of those who act on their thoughts on Friday. After finding out that the McDonalds had sold out of Chicken McNuggets, she punched through the drive thru window. This did not get her chicken nuggets, but got her a trip to the hospital for lots of stiches, and then a trip to jail for vandalism.

McDonald's nuggets are good, but not that good. Read the full report from The AP HERE

Photo by Troy And Naomi

Great video from Fist of Blog of a French skier who makes a mistake on his run, and pays dearly for it.



The announcer handles this very professionally I think. At least he didn't laugh. MONSIEUR!

Photo: comm6026


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I have never tried to do a backflip. (Somersaults were always hard enough.) But this is exactly what I imagine would happen if I did.


From: Total Pro Sports

I love this video for 2 reasons: First, I hate cats. So anything involving a cat (real or costume) getting slightly injured is a good video to me. Second, just thinking about the thought process that went into this stunt is hilarious.

Did he actually think that he could jump off an exercise ball and dunk a basketball without this exact thing occuring. Just seeing the set up before the jump, you can guess exactly what will happen.

And why does not one come see if he is ok? The referees just stare at the poor Kitten for 30 seconds and he hilariously tries to drag himself to safety so he can lick his wounds.



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When you really think about the idea of Santa Claus, it is kind of a freaky concept. An old man sneaks into your house while you are asleep. If he didn't have presents, that would be a felony.

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